What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-All the bad guys are black.

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-J W Pepper

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Octopussy

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Is it wise to choose your family over your honor?

Moonraker

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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Live and Let Die

From Russia With Love

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Gun owners, imagine if an attacker comes to your home and takes your gun to use against you before you had the chance to pick it up. Would you regret owning a gun?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

A View to a Kill

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

How do I cope with the fact that I will never have a girlfriend?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Goldfinger

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Ah so!”

You Only Live Twice

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”